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It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta.

n   Dave Barry

The only difference between a taxman and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

n   Mark Twain

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

n   Robert A. Heinlein

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

n   Douglas Adams

I like to pay taxes. It is purchasing civilization.

n   Oliver Wendell Holmes

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

n   Oscar Wilde

In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

n   Voltaire

If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract - teach him to deduct.

n   Fran Lebowitz

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

n   Arthur C. Clarke

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

n   Herman Wouk

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